“There is Nothing Worse Than A Good Looking Woman Who Does Not Keep Up Her Hygiene”.
— Random Guy on Twitter
Our parents and teachers waited with bated breath to theorize” The Birds & The Bees “, but they unabashedly omitted Hygiene 101 from the curriculum, and clearly some girls would have benefited from a semester or continuation course. Let’s face it, most women are never taught how to properly clean down there… never avoid a “teachable moment.”
There’s nothing in the world that will catapult body confidence,like good hygiene. Self-care is important for women of every age; over the years we’ve instinctively created our own washing and grooming techniques,in fact the average 20 year old will spend over $26,000 on vaginal maintenance by her 30th birthday. Research shows the Perfume industry rakes in over $4.2 Billion a year.My Powder Room is filled with a brigade of #PrettyScents. Smelling good is a hot commodity.
Time for a meeting in the ladies room…
If I were head of the Hygiene Coalition , every home,apartment, condo, and hotel room would be equipped with a bidet. I know we’rein the middle of a drought … and need to manage our increasingly scarce water supply as carefully as we can. California agriculture can feel a sigh of relief; the traditional bidet is ‘MIA’ from most households, BUT the secret question that twirls in the minds of most women.
How Do I Clean Down There?
For me it’s a prerequisite to the Modern Beauty Regimen & Home Spa Treatments. Outkast made a song about it… “So Fresh, So Clean” (That’s what you want your guy to say about you…)
Don’t you think I’m so sexy I’m dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
I love when you stare at me I’m dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
Hands down the best way to clean down there is to use water to freshen up. Experts told us years ago to ‘ 86 ‘ douching . The chemicals left behind by douching can cause irritation and even burning, and the same goes for those powdery feminine sprays. Soap is not necessary, but if you’re like me and have a mad love affair with lather, a mild form; hypoallergenic and pH-balanced gentle soap with no additional perfume is the way to go to avoid irritating your private parts.Over-cleansing and “Perfumication” (I clearly should be reported to make up words anonymously) can cause an imbalance of normal growth of bacteria in your private parts and lead to possible infections. #NotCute
Fierce AND Fresh!
It’s my goal to show you how to turn heads while you turn your life around. One sure fire way to keep your HOTNESS off the charts is to make sure you’re feeling EXTRA SEXY at ALL times. So, when the beloved Bonnie Gayle, aka Sex Butter Babe told me about the WaterSlyde™, I jumped at the chance to meet 33 year old Mompreneur Maureen Pollack.Here I go jumping on the …empower and educate bandwagon, that’s how I roll.
Did I really need to say that? YES! It’s important for me to satisfy every innovative bone in my body, and not just write about what you know, BUT enlighten you about matters you don’t.
Now you can create your own Cleopatra bathing ritual (minus the milk and honey), with the
WaterSlyde™, the revolutionary way to clean down there.
You would never know by looking at it, but this sleek plastic ( pretty in pink) water diverter will turn your bathtub into a hygiene machine .Simply attach it to most forward facing bathtub spouts. The water flow is easily directed to the mid-line of the bathtub, allowing you to comfortably position yourself in the tub such that the water graces Goddess central,leaving you EXTRA clean down there . For those that wish to improvise,let your imagination run wild, knock yourself out . Privacy Please!
The Bathtub Technique (lying on your back and scooting under the faucet can be challenging without the
WaterSlyde™) is a secret amongst women, but it’s not always easy to achieve. Until now, thanks to Maureen, you don’t have to be a Cirque Du Soliel Acrobat or Yoga Enthusiast to feel the sensation. Plus, it’s a great alternative to the shower head without the $80 price-tag.
The most hygienic and comfortable way to explore The Bathtub Technique AND a slew of OB/GYN stamped Maureen’s invention with their seal of approval.
“Great way to clean, and happens to feel amazing”.
A good, clean and fun solution for women 18-80. It’s like having a “Portable Bidet”… for only $25, not bad, you and I both know, fresh and so clean is pretty priceless!
Oh! And for that random guy on Twitter …he’s right, but I’ll reply to his Tweet, this girl is so fresh and so clean-clean.
Beauty, Health & Hot Success,