I’d bet one hundred pennies, you don’t know the correlation between Turbo Jetliners and the sexiest organ in your body. YES! I’m talking about your Vagina. It’s about to get real bumpy (buckle up)!

When I walked in the theater & filled out my audition sheet,you’d think they were asking me to sashay in my birthday suit, yet again.  I did it once for Steven Spielberg, chained to the Amistad ship, far from what I imagined my close up toe nail. I did my best to recite my lines with composure and keep my trembling hands from shaking the script. It was the kind of role seasoned actresses live for.

The Vagina Monologues stripped shame, fear & liberated thousands of women. Talking about the vagina was finally out of the closet. For me, it showcased the need for women to honor their assets inside/outside of the bedroom.

It’s critical that we speak up about bodily issues ,from pelvic pain and the principals we must uphold to be pleasured. Products with toxic ingredients are not a topic of conversation between the sheets, but it’s not the time to hold your tongue.

Close Your Legs BUT Open Your Mouth

Why? Your skin is the largest organ in your body, and also the thinnest. Less than one-tenth of an inch separates your body from potential toxins, #NotCute nor sexy.  Worse yet, your skin is highly permeable –especially the skin in and around your private parts.

Here’s a fierce fact:when a substance comes in contact with your skin, it immediately lands in your bloodstream & runs rampant throughout your body. If you love ’86ing’ GMOs from your diet get this … chemicals on your skin may be worse than gobbling up genetically modified organisms. Enzymes in your saliva and stomach help break down and flush chemicals from your body. Interesting enough, when toxins touch your skin, they’reabsorbed straight into your bloodstream, going directly to your delicate organs without any filtration. Once in your body, they multiply… we typically lack then necessary enzymes to break them down.

Are You Putting Anti-Freeze ON Or IN YOUR Va-Jay Jay?

According to Food Babe,lubricants with toxic substances that are strictly manufactured for Hot Wheels& Turbo Jetliners might be on your night stand right now. Be concerned, very concerned!

Just thinking about it can cause turbulence, synthetic chemicals that could damage the mucous membrane of your private parts causing the change in its surrounding PH. When the PH changes, you become more susceptible to diseases and infections.I hope that landed on you. Some of the common bacterial infections are urinary tract infections and yeast infections.

Here’s what we learned from OB/GYNs, organic plant based oils are allowed within your vicinity. Petroleum Jelly and oils didn’t make the list.

Danger: Toxic SubstanceKeep It Away From Your Vagina

Comfort + Pleasure =Toxic… the equation doesn’t belong in the bedroom. It’s your body, take control of what you put init. Read the label before purchasing lubricants,  and please don’t leave it up to your man either. Here’s a list of some of the chemicals you want to avoid, along with products that contain: silicone-based ingredients.

·                   petroleum

·                   propylene glycol

·                   parabens

·                   phenoxyethanol

·                   glycerin

·                   glycerol

·                   nonoxynol-9 (harmfulspermicide that causes vaginal lesions)

·                   benzocaine (numbingagent)

·                   capsaicin (derivative ofchili peppers)

·                   chlorhexidine

·                   aspartame

·                   sorbitol

Girl’s Got Options

If you’re in a Monogamous Relationship and want a lubricant FREE of unhealthy ingredients, pick up a  jar of Sex Butter. OOH…AAH…

Don’t let the provocative & alluring name fool you. This lubricant is a class act & great for girls that aren’t gallivanting around town with different boys.


Sex Butter cares about your health and believes make out sessions should be Hot & Healthy. It’s an innovative product created by a woman who understands your needs.  Trust the Sexy Butter. OB/GYN, Sex Therapists and Educators give it Five Stars.

With Sex Butter, you won’t have to worry about your private parts getting irritated. It’s hormone-free, paraben-free, petroleum-free and free of all other synthetic chemicals. Sex Butter contains organic all natural ingredients such as: coconut oil, shea butter,cocoa butter, jojoba oil, grape seed oil, and blends of essential oils. Coconut oil, shea butter and jojoba oil can help moisturize and heal skin problems. Grape seed oil contains antioxidants that protect the skin and is proven safe to use internally and topically. These natural ingredients are a safe heaven for the  mucous membrane. 

You Can Kiss Gooey Good-Bye!

It’s a clean, “feel good” product. Say bye-bye to gooey encounters.Most lubricants are sticky and not very hygienic. Spreading germs #NotCute…

Elegantly packaged like a high end eye cream, one jar of Sex Butter is good for 20-40  sexy servings(the size of a dime), which averages $1 to $2 per serving.

If you’re a # JetSettingGir l~ you can pop it in your carry-on, TSA no confiscation needed.

Vote NO on Absorbing Toxins Between The Sheets…

Ican’t stress this enough, Sex Butter is NOT for ‘Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am encounters or Yo Yo Relationships; strictly created for those who wish to engage in ‘Eco Friendly Safe Sex & Monogamy’.

Oh, and if you’re wondering if I got the part in The Vagina Monologues, no I didn’t, but I’m one of the few people in the world that worked with a legendary Film Director!

Health & Hot Success,                                                                                                                            


P.S.The data may not be described with minute accuracy, but the sum and substance are absolutely C.O.R.R.E.C.T.