Mirror, Mirror On The Wall I Want To Marry A Rich Man Once AND For ALL….

(Ooh…don’t act like it never crossed your mind)

Gold Digger vs #GOALDigger

We pay good money for beauty products, hair appointments, skin treatments, personal trainers, clothing, jewelry and accessories to make us look and feel like a Billion Dollar Beauty . So, do you believe it could work in reverse? Should we be able to trade in our appearance for money? How about a husband with money?

According to “Ms. Pretty”, a young lady who took to a forum seeking a man with mula to be her lawfully wedded … sugar daddy, you can. You already know what Ungenita would say about this…something along the lines of “you better makeover your mind and fill your wallet with your own freakin’ dollars.” To be quite honest, I completely agree. Although I give the woman credit for being bold, daring and asking for what she wants, her sales pitch looks more like a pitchfork.

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A man claiming to be the CEO of J.P. Morgan (unconfirmed) responded with a brutally honest reason as to why the woman is out of her mind. This is definitely a lucrative lesson for the  Billionairess history books . Not to mention, it makes us realize we’re on the right track when we preach
Pretty, Smart & Successful . Take a look at the powwow below.

The Inquiry:

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The Response:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trade has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advise that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has a better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

Signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

 

When you look at the situation purely as a business offer, the man made it clear why he, or any other wealthy man, shouldn’t “have his people talk to her people”. It’s an uneven exchange, point blank.  But to me, that’s not even the problem. How are you even a desirable candidate to any relationship when you are crying ‘damsel in distress’?  You shouldn’t be after a man with money, you should be after a man with morals. And imagine what a commodity you would be if you did too? How about we strive to have the same, if not more, money then these men, while STILL being beautiful, bold, and brilliant. After all, you attract what you are. MANifestation. Bring in billions of bucks yourself, girlfriend.